Summary: Hashirama is a terrible cook, and he figured out the hard way. Too bad his mistake was just a good intention, and to bad he blew up Madara's kitchen in the process and oh, may have burned off some of his own hair.
Genre: Romance, Humor, Oneshot.
It was the smell of burning rice that woke Madara so suddenly. He was alarmed and partially ashamed of himself for maybe accidently leaving the stove on all night. But he was smarter than that, and he wouldn't ever let something like that slip his mind. Perhaps someone had broken into his house during the middle of the night, and their plans were to burn him alive as he slept.
His suspicions were confirmed when he heard the clanging of pots and pans coming from the kitchen. He also heard someone, or something opening and slamming his cabinet doors, and setting things down unnecessarily hard on his table.( Oneshot HashixMadaCollapse )